CATWIFNAS $NAS
DESK ONLINE

POOL DECK / NASDAQ DIVISION

CATWIF
NAS

$NAS LISTENING TO EVERYTHING
Orange cat wearing swimming goggles and a gaming headset
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01 / POOLSIDE INTELLIGENCE
catwifnas on duty NAS
OPS

WHO IS ON THE LINE?

THE CALMEST
VOICE IN THE ROOM.

Catwifnas took the late shift and never clocked out. The goggles stay on. The microphone stays close. Every important splash reaches the desk.

POSITIONDECK OPERATOR
FREQUENCYNAS / 24-7
MOODLOCKED IN
02 / THE PROTOCOL

THREE RULES OF
THE NAS DESK.

01

GOGGLES FIRST.

Visibility is a mindset. Wear the equipment even when nobody asked.

02

ANSWER THE CALL.

If the headset lights up, the desk responds. Possibly with a slow blink.

03

KEEP THE CHANNEL WEIRD.

Routine is prohibited. Strange transmissions receive priority.

LIVE TRANSMISSION

CAN YOU
HEAR THE MEOW?

CHANNEL IDLE

Cat signal
FREQ: 09.08 / NAS
03 / JOIN THE FREQUENCY

COPY THIS. KEEP IT CLOSE.

THE DESK
IS OPEN.

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